I Had To Apologize To My Wife Because I Missed The Difference Between Chicken

I had to apologize to my wife recently because I apparently don’t know the difference between chicken. It was my fault and I was sincerely sorry.

We’d recently bought some Evol frozen dinners. I saw one in the freezer the other night and made it. When my wife saw me, she was a bit upset. Apparently, I’d bought the Evol chicken tikka masala dinner. What I’d made, however, was the Evol chicken tandori dinner…one she’d bought. She didn’t like the Evol chicken tikka masala (which I’d left available for her to eat) and did like the Evol chicken tandori (which I’d used up).

I didn’t even notice the difference. I saw “Evol” and “chicken” in the freezer upstairs (turns out mine had gotten put in the deep freeze way down in the basement) and grabbed it, thinking it was mine.

Frankly, the chicken tandori was better.

Regardless, I still owed her an apology (and gave it) since I’d eaten her frozen dinner and left in its place one she wouldn’t eat. I think we should just buy the tandori from now on and leave the chicken masala at the store.

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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