Please feel sorry for me.
I suppose I should elaborate. My wife is on the beach in Cabo this week. I am at home working. I still have never gotten to visit any part of Mexico, much less the beach in Cabo. Thus, I would like people to feel sorry for me. Or make fun of me (keep it clean, folks). Whichever.
I realize many of you may never have been to Mexico either and thus might not be particularly disposed to giving me sympathy. However, it seems that would make you particularly able to empathize with me, unless you never wanted to go to begin with. There probably wouldn’t be many people who wouldn’t want a beach vacation, but there must be some. Regardless, we’ll just ignore them. I doubt they’ll care.
Anyway, just wanted to whine a little.