You might not believe this, but people have actually been giving Kermit Elementary School in Texas flack for suspending Aiden Steward over bringing a toy Lord of the Rings ring to school. I mean, could they take a chance it wasn’t the real one? I don’t think so. In fact, I think Kermit should be watching out for Aiden to bring in these other things:
– A small silver sphere:
– A chalice (whether or not from the palace):
– A satchel:
– A thermal detonator:
– A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter (albeit rare, since most lasers emit light as opposed to anti-matter):
Can’t take any chances with this kid. He’s trouble.