I found the schoolgirl that Jeff Waters is as innocent as!
For those who haven’t already heard, Jeff Waters is in trouble for attempting to cash a 368 billion dollar check. He wanted to use the money to start and Italian restaurant that was: “80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate.” According to Waters, a homeless man named Tito Watts sold him the check for $100 and told him he could write it for any amount Waters wanted. Waters was found with throwing stars and bath salts when arrested.
Most importantly for this post, Waters insisted he was “I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl” as part of blaming Tito for the whole mess. Hard as that might be to believe, I finally found a schoolgirl that could make his statement work. Here is the schoolgirl that Waters is as innocent as: