I Have A Plan To Help Lindsay Lohan

I have a plan to help Linday Lohan.

Apparently, a judge has warned her that she could face jail time if she doesn’t soon complete her court ordered 125 hours of community service. By May 28. She’s only completed somewhere less than 10 hours so far. Her attorney says it would be impossible given her current residence, schedule, and all that.

However, as I said above, I have a plan.

All Lindsay needs to do is switch bodies with someone who can finish the required hours of community service. This other, more responsible person can complete the hours in her body and then they can switch back. Boom, problem solved.

She just needs to find some magic body switching spell fortune cookies.

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About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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