Lord: Please Don’t Destroy Denver

Lord: please don’t destroy Denver. I live here, so I’d appreciate it. Seriously, whatever Denver did…Denver is sorry. Please don’t try to destroy us. I live here and would appreciate that. Thanks.

Seriously, one neighborhood recently got four feet of hail in a single storm. I repeat: four feet of hail. More recently, another neighborhood got enough rain at one time that the streets were flooded because the water couldn’t drain fast enough. One friend reported he saw on the news that there was a foot and a half of rain in about an hour. I don’t know if that’s completely accurate or not since I didn’t verify, but one thing is certainly clear.

Some god, somewhere, is angry and has it out for Denver. Please don’t kill us, Lord.

I’ve actually gotten pretty lucky where I live. I had a lot of hail and a lot of rain, but no four feet of hail and no flooded streets. Still, how much longer can I be safe if the Lord persues his/her/it/their vendetta? Not long, I’m sure.

Granted, Denver is still probably doing better than the recent floods in Texas or the recent drought in California. I don’t think that necessarily means Denver is safe, though.

Who knows what’ll be coming next.


About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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