Apparently, Walmart will be getting rid of their current music set up and will actually be getting a DJ. This seems really weird to me. Regardless, though the A.V. Club already suggested DJ WalBanger, I thought Walmart could use a few DJ name suggestions. Here’s what I came up with:
– DJ RollBack
– DJ MakinMethinMyCar
– DJ SaveJamsSpinBetter
– DJ Couldn’tGetaJobDJingAnyPlaceThatPaidBetter
– DJ OfWalmart (People of Walmart, get it?)
I don’t know what Walmart will think of any of these, but they’re welcome to use my ideas on this. I like to help.