Let’s Start A New Deflategate Rumor

People are talking about Brady and deflategate again. Personally, I don’t care much about it. Even if I cared, I probably wouldn’t care any more. As such, let’s start a new rumor about it: Deflategate is related to The Brady Bunch.

You see, Marcia was afraid that she was going to get hit in the face with a football again before a big date.

To mitigate the damage, pain, and facial problems this would cause, she snuck into the locker room at school and started deflating all the footballs. This turned out in a way she didn’t expect, causing the entire school football team to be unjustly imprisioned for treason.

Man, The Brady Bunch was wacky. I blame the 70s.

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David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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