These food combinations are getting a little ridiculous. We have the taco in a Dorito shell. We have a burger on a bun made of doughnuts. We even have bloody marys with pizza, burgers, onion rings, and so on. Screw it. Let’s just declare food armageddon.
Let’s dump cheese burgers, tacos, gravy, pizza, doughnuts, fried chicken, french fries, onion rings, vodka, Mountain Dew, Doritos, chocolate pie, ice cream, bacon, sour cream, cheese, Captain Crunch, candy bars, and every other bad for us comfort food in a five gallon bucket. Fill that sucker to the brim. Enough is enough, just go nuclear already.