Food Armageddon

These food combinations are getting a little ridiculous. We have the taco in a Dorito shell. We have a burger on a bun made of doughnuts. We even have bloody marys with pizza, burgers, onion rings, and so on. Screw it. Let’s just declare food armageddon.

Let’s dump cheese burgers, tacos, gravy, pizza, doughnuts, fried chicken, french fries, onion rings, vodka, Mountain Dew, Doritos, chocolate pie, ice cream, bacon, sour cream, cheese, Captain Crunch, candy bars, and every other bad for us comfort food in a five gallon bucket. Fill that sucker to the brim. Enough is enough, just go nuclear already.


About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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