Other Things That Texas Teacher Mistook For A Bomb

Ahmed Mohamed is big news. The kid made a homemade clock and brought it to school to impress his engineering teacher. However, another teacher mistook it for a bomb and Ahmed Mohamed was arrested.

Now, the absurdity of this is causing a lot of us to twitch unpleasantly, but it makes a little more sense when you place it in context (not really, I’m joking). In the other teacher’s defense, here are several other things that she has previously mistaken for a bomb:

  • A goldfish:

  • Ramen noodles:

  • Her own hat:

  • The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man:

  • Kansas City, Missouri:

  • Ernest Borgnine:

See? It wasn’t that the teacher was unjustly suspicious because Ahmed Mohamed is Muslim. It’s just that she has some issues. Deep issues.


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