That’s The Wrong Stapler!

I found myself wondering if anyone ever did actually start selling the “Jump to Conclusions Mat” from Office Space. Turns out, yes. Someone sells a whole kit of Office Space themed stuff: stapler, mug, mat, and so on. However, I noticed a problem. Take a look at an image of the kit contents:


See? Does the one from the kit even look vaguely right to you? It’s red, but that’s about it…just some cheap and tiny little thing. That’s not Milton’s stapler at all. What a rip off.

I just hope no one sets the building on fire over this.


About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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