I came up with an IKEA joke! A friend and I were making fun of IKEA names on Facebook (including references to IKEA or death metal) and I came up with the below. As usual when I amuse myself too greatly with a comment I make on Facebook, I decided to share it here to get more mileage out of it.
Okay, now the joke. What do you get at IKEA for the person who has everything? Lack!