Vermin Supreme Needs To Step Up His Game

Vermin Supreme really needs to step up his game.

I don’t know if you’ve heard of this candidate, but he promises everyone a pony if elected. He proposed legislation to require people to brush their teeth. He promises to defeat the coming zombie apocalypse and schemes to defeat ISIS with a plan that involves a lot of ponies. He wears a boot on his head and is sometimes seen carrying a large toothbrush.

Personally, given the way that this election has been going, I think Vermin really needs to step up his game. This is barely weird enough to get noticed. Some of the other candidates are making it kind of hard for Vermin to compete.

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About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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