Dear Wife: I Am Eating Your Potato Chips

My wife is fond of the cheddar & sour cream oven baked Ruffles. I like them sometimes too, but my wife gets ticked if I eat them because we buy them for her. I already buy myself kettle chips and baked Cheetos. She thinks I should stick to those and leave her chips alone so that they’ll be there when she wants them.

However, my wife is in Maui right now. She’s on a vacation there with a friend. I was welcome to go, but could not take the time away from work. As such, I’m working here in the cold while she’s on a beach in Hawaii.

As such, I’m eating them potato chips.

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About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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