My wife is fond of the cheddar & sour cream oven baked Ruffles. I like them sometimes too, but my wife gets ticked if I eat them because we buy them for her. I already buy myself kettle chips and baked Cheetos. She thinks I should stick to those and leave her chips alone so that they’ll be there when she wants them.
However, my wife is in Maui right now. She’s on a vacation there with a friend. I was welcome to go, but could not take the time away from work. As such, I’m working here in the cold while she’s on a beach in Hawaii.
As such, I’m eating them potato chips.