Since it’s the Ides of March, I decided to share something. One time, back when I still drank alcohol, I was drinking a bottle of St. Ides (one of the flavored ones, as it happens). I looked at the bottle, and an idea suddenly struck me as very funny. “BEWARE THE IDES OF MALT!” I muttered sinisterly.
It seemed very funny. It wasn’t, but it seemed very funny. Just thought I’d share that to mark the occasion.