I get a lot of spam comments on here. I think WordPress’s spam comment blocker claims to have blocked over 50,000 spam comments so far. Mind you, I still had to go through the spam queue and delete all those. Of course, we are talking about since 2009.
That’s not too bad.
Regardless, this one (with the link useful to the spammer removed) is the most common (perhaps upwards of half of all spam comments I get):
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Seriously. Don’t they realize the overabundance of their comments make it less likely their link will get through? I’m supposed to be taking web strategy advice from them? I’m guessing, based on how quickly they screen themselves out long before I get to anything that they’re actually offering, that they don’t know their a-hole from their elbow.