Monthly Archives: October 2016

I Actually Am Hankering For A Hunk Of Cheese

Actually, I am hankering for a hunk of cheese. I’m almost always hankering for a hunk of cheese. I love that someone made an animated gif of this. If you don’t know what it is, no amount of explanation can … Continue reading

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I Vote Already. Shut Up.

I voted already. Everyone can go ahead and shut up now. Seriously, I filled out my mail in ballot and dropped it off last night. As of now, I can no longer be persuaded in any way to change my … Continue reading

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Accidental Breach Of Bus Etiquette

I’m a stickler for bus etiquette. I don’t think people should have loud phone conversations on the bus so that other people have to listen. I believe in giving up my seat when someone who has difficulty standing needs it. … Continue reading

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I’ve Never Been To Branson

I’ve never been there. The chicken face is on bone row.

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I’m Tired Today So I’m Just Going To Watch This Until I Finally Wake Up

I’m tired today so I’m just going to watch this until I finally wake up: Sooner or later, this will work.

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Once Bitten at the Fbomb Tonight At The Mercury Cafe Denver!

Not to be repetitive, since I know this was basically yesterday’s post too, but Once Bitten at the Fbomb is tonight! Time is running out! Don’t miss it! (Visit the Facebook event page. 7:30 PM at the Mercury Cafe 2199 … Continue reading

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Once Bitten at the Fbomb Tomorrow Night (Tuesday October 18 at 7 PM) At The Mercury Cafe Denver!

Once Bitten at the Fbomb is tomorrow night! Dress in non-vampire costumes! Congratulate each other on their vampire costumes! Respond to such compliments: “I’m not wearing a costume!” Enjoy our featured readers Danger Slater, Eirik Gumeny, and Karl Fischer! Win … Continue reading

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