You Also Can’t Ride A Tandem Bicycle With That Old Vietnamese Woman

Remember how I mentioned a few days ago that being the only man in your tour group means that an old Vietnamese woman will beat you with a stick while you pretend to be a water buffalo at a rice museum? Yeah, you also can’t ride a tandem bicycle with her.

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Okay, it’s an old device for pumping excess water out of a rice paddy, but you will be selected to try to operate it with the Vietnamese woman. The pedals will be configured for her leg length. She will be perhaps four feet tall. You will be just short of six feet.

This will be challenging.

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About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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