Monthly Archives: October 2017

Why Do I Do These Things?

Why do I do these things? I have no idea. Really, I don’t. Advertisements

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Great. Now I’m Stuck On Throwing Hot Dogs Animated Gifs

Remember how I did a Google images “throw hot dog animated gif” search for yesterday’s post? Yeah, I’m stuck on that now. Sorry.

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There Should Be A Hot Dog Delivery Service

There should be a hot dog delivery service. I’d totally pay for that right now. Granted, not as much as it would probably take to make a hot dog delivery service economically feasible, but still. I’d still pay for that. … Continue reading

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I Miss One Of My Old Bus Drivers

My bus route has a lot of different drivers and they switch often. I miss one old one in specific though. He was the best. My stop to go to work is near the end of the route, just two … Continue reading

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I Hope That Woman Got Where She Was Going

A woman asked me for directions this morning. I really hope she got where she was going, because I am not the best person to ask…particularly in the morning. She was sitting behind me on the bus. She asked if … Continue reading

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To The Man Who Talked Loudly For An Hour Straight On The Bus This Morning

To the man who talked loudly for an hour straight on the bus this morning: Judging by how inane everything you said was, and how often you repeated yourself without any apparent prompting, I’m guessing the person on the other … Continue reading

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Don’t You Hate When Someone Gets Pressed For Time And Writes A Half-Effort Post?

Don’t you hate when someone gets pressed for time and writes a half-effort post? You can always tell. Sometimes they just post an animated gif and pretend to be amazed about it. Other times, they harp on some weird aspect … Continue reading

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