Monthly Archives: January 2018

Tell Me This Doesn’t Seem Dark

Tell me this doesn’t seem dark: There’s all that stuff programmed into my head about how good and sweet the Smurfs are. I’ve watched tons of episodes (I have no idea why) reinforcing that. Still, just from the configuration, my … Continue reading

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My Bologna Has A First Name

My bologna has a first name. It also has a dead end job, a crippling mortgage, and several concerning moles. My bologna has a two car garage, an expanded basic cable package, and a vague dissatisfaction with the way Alf ended. It … Continue reading

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A Tide Pod Confession

I have a Tide pod confession. My confession is that I have never had any urge to eat a Tide pod. I have had the urge to pop them, like bubble wrap perhaps, but it has never occurred to me … Continue reading

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Remember Yesterday?

Remember yesterday when I asked what band I was and showed these four pictures? Here’s the answer: Yeah, I know. This was awful.

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Quick! What Band Am I?

Quick! What band am I? Get it?

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I Think I’m Going To Delete The Individual Facebook Pages For My Books

Back when I was originally starting to promote my books, I made Facebook pages for each that I could post individual book news at. I have one for Bones Buried in the Dirt, one for The Garden of Good and … Continue reading

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