Monthly Archives: February 2018

Celebrating Stories

I hit a milestone on my short stories recently and though milestones just keep me happy and aren’t actually important, I felt like celebrating a little. I thought I’d share a list of all of my stories that have been … Continue reading

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Part Of A Balanced Breakfast

Part of a balanced breakfast. Why am I still stuck on tide pods? I am, and I don’t understand it.

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Indy Too?

No, Indy! Don’t do it! See? There should be one of these for everything. Why not the Oprah “you get a car” meme?

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Spam Comments In Languages That Don’t Match Aren’t Even Trying

I’ve been getting spam comments recently that seem even lazier than normal. At least, I think they’re spam. Honestly, it’s hard to tell. They aren’t in English. Some are Spanish. Others, Russian. Some I’m really not sure. Now, I know … Continue reading

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I Can’t Find That Someone Actually Made That Yet

Well, the quick searching I’ve done indicates that someone has not yet modified the Oprah ‘you get a car’ meme for Tide pods. You know the meme. Here’s that one, but with bees: I thought for sure someone would have … Continue reading

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How Is This A Spam Comment?

I just deleted the following spam comment off one of my posts: Ⴝinging worѕhip songs is sweet hߋwever that?s not the one oρtion to worship.? Daddy said, possibly to maҝe Larry stop singing. ?There are lots of methods tto worship. … Continue reading

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This One Doesn’t Surprise Me

This one doesn’t surprise me. Guy acts like everything is delicious.

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We Can Go Back To Disrespecting Presidents Now

President’s Day is over. We can go back to disrespecting presidents again. That’s the American way. – Grover Cleveland? He was ugly. – Millard Fillmore stared at a can of orange juice concentrate for hours because the label read: “Concentrate.” … Continue reading

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Remember: Today Is The Day We Celebrate Peaches

Remember, today is President’s Day. That’s the day once a year when we celebrate peaches. What else would it mean?

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I Ought To Hook These People Up

I was thinking about how whenever I watch late night TV (which isn’t often, as I don’t usually watch much TV at all), I always end up seeing ads for both places that buy gold and silver and places that … Continue reading

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