We Can Go Back To Disrespecting Presidents Now

President’s Day is over. We can go back to disrespecting presidents again. That’s the American way.

Grover Cleveland? He was ugly.

Millard Fillmore stared at a can of orange juice concentrate for hours because the label read: “Concentrate.”

– Just saying John Tyler‘s name is enough of a disrespect to him.

Franklin Pierce was drunk during surgery.

Martin Van Buren actually bought vacations from spam emails.

Enough is enough. We don’t have to respect these clowns anymore. They get one day a year, that’s it.


About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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