The Truth: What “AWP” Stands For

Well, technically the conference is over. Everyone is just on their way home now. Still, most are still waking up together in Tampa, so I have one more chance to get it right. I’ve been wrong the whole things so far, but you can believe me when I tell you that “AWP” stands for “Angled Walrus Parts.”

Wait, that’s not right…Damn it! I’m wrong again!

Screw it, I give up.





About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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