I’m really starting to think this is a lucid dream. I’m sure you remember all those techniques where you try to program yourself to recognize some extremely odd thing in a dream to realize you are dreaming and take control. Recently, upon learning of the Toys“R”Us closing, I made a joke that maybe K·B Toys could take over their old store spaces. Then this came along: “KB Toys aims to fill the void of Toys ‘R’ Us.”
Granted it is apparently someone who bought the name and is in the business of resurrecting dead brands so my joke was still valid…but isn’t this a bit absurd? It was supposed to be an outlandish joke…and someone is actually thinking about doing it.
This has to be my signal that I’m dreaming.