Monthly Archives: April 2018

Cartoon Animated Toilet Paper Gif Week: Beavis And Butthead

Let’s go for something a little more palatable than yesterday for toilet paper animated gif week. Today? Beavis and Butthead. Surprised they’re more palatable than something? I kind of was.

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Cartoon Animated Toilet Paper Gif Week: Family Guy

Today up on toilet paper cartoon animated gif week, Family Guy: Yeah, this one is kinda gross. Still, I had to use it to make the week work easily. As such, here we are.

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Can I Get A Whole Week Out Of Toilet Paper Animated Gifs From Cartoons?

I wonder…can I get a whole week on the blog here out of toilet paper animated gifs from cartoons? Let’s find out. Today, Rocko’s Modern Life: I have a good feeling about this.

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A Genius Idea

A friend told me about a “web cam” he’d set up back in the late nineties. The page was just a still image of a toilet in a bathroom that refreshed every thirty second or so and some banner text … Continue reading

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It’s Raining As I Write This

It’s raining as I write this. That’s not a problem. I’m just telling you.

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Ya’ll Didn’t Appreciate The Full Danger

I wrote a post back in September about how I couldn’t really use a Costco membership but was tempted to get one just to be able to buy their hot dogs. People kept pointing out that you could go into … Continue reading

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I Bet This Would Taste Better Than Swisher Sweets

I bet this would taste better than Swisher Sweets. It’d almost have to.

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This Has To Be The Most Complicated Way Ever To Cut A Hot Dog Into Pieces

This has to be the most complicated way ever to cut a hot dog into pieces. Some people just have to make things as difficult as possible.

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Don’t Forget: I Have A New Book Coming Out July 1! Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep

Don’t forget, I have a new book coming out July 1, 2018 from Literary Wanderlust. It’s a collection of surreal humorous flash fiction titled Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep. More news … Continue reading

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