Monthly Archives: April 2018

This Has To Be The Most Complicated Way Ever To Cut A Hot Dog Into Pieces

This has to be the most complicated way ever to cut a hot dog into pieces. Some people just have to make things as difficult as possible. Advertisements

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Don’t Forget: I Have A New Book Coming Out July 1! Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep

Don’t forget, I have a new book coming out July 1, 2018 from Literary Wanderlust. It’s a collection of surreal humorous flash fiction titled Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep. More news … Continue reading

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This Is Looking Like A Low Reading Year

This is looking like a low reading year. As of April 18th, I’ve only read 57 books. I’m sure I’ll be 60 or above by the end of the month, but that’s only 180 for the year. My Goodreads goal … Continue reading

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Your Moment Of Spam

I love some of the spam comments I get on here. I moderate, so it’s not as if they generally get through. Some of them are so weird though. Who thought this was going to be allowed in order to … Continue reading

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Not Watching Shows Like Twin Peaks Is How I Read So Much

People ask how I manage to read so much. Clearly, the answer involves not watching shows like Twin Peaks. In the course of 8 days, I watched seasons 1 and 2, Fire Walk with Me, and the new 2017 return … Continue reading

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A Pointless Animated Gif For Reasons That Won’t Be Mentioned

Here’s a pointless animated gif: We need it here today for reasons that won’t be mentioned here today. Regular readers surely know why.

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The Post For Tomorrow Will NOT Be Twin Peaks Related

Given my recent binge watching of Twin Peaks, I’ve generated a number of posts about it. That isn’t a surprise. I post every day and to come up with that many posts I usually mine what I’m thinking about most. … Continue reading

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