The Perfect Spam Caller

I complain a lot about spammers, spam callers, and all that. However, I finally found the perfect spam caller. I love these guys. Their number is (720) 597-7094.

You see, they call my work number after business hours and don’t leave a message.

How perfect is that? Normally I get mad at people who call my work number for non-work related cold pitches, but calling me after business hours means I’m not here to take the call. I’m not bothered by it. I just see it in the morning, recognize the number, see that they called twice in fairly quick succession as they always do, and ignore it from there. I’m not even bothered by the emailed voice message that I would be if they left a message. It’s perfect.

Though, I’m not sure how they expect to ever get through to ANYBODY. If you set up your calls to call business numbers, there isn’t any hope at all if you don’t call during business hours.

It’s not as if it isn’t easy to figure out. There’s even a business number message waiting for them each and every time they call. I’m a professional like that.


About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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