Time to reveal the third blurb for Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep! This one is from Danger Slater, Wonderland Award winning author of I Will Rot Without You and He Digs A Hole:
Brace yourselves, fair readers, because [Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep] is one weird ride. David S. Atkinson’s stories don’t just walk the fine line between satire and surrealism, they dance on top of it while juggling knives. From the hilarious titles, to their far-out premises, to the noodle-like leaps of logic that dictates how each of these micro-universes function: this collection of flash fiction is a cannonade of well-crafted absurdity.