Final blurb for Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep! This one is from Jon Konrath, author of Rumored to Exist and Help Me Find My Car Keys And We Can Drive Out!:
Atkinson has been writing weird stuff for years, which is why I first ran his “Ideas…” story in this volume back in like 1863, when nobody else was publishing absurd flash fiction. [Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep] is a collection chock full of strange and bizarre short fiction, both chaotic and amusing. David has been a master of grinding it out with small presses and other markets, and this collection shows the progress he has made over the years cracking into these new markets. Despite its lack of mention of cough syrup or Lunchables, there’s tons of great stuff here.