We Should Have Hot Dog Hot Pockets

We should have hot dog Hot Pockets. You know, one or more hot dogs, possibly with other fixings, inside a hot pocket. Why not? It’d make them a lot messier. We could have a line for each way people typically like hot dogs:

  • Just a hot dog and mustard, for people who like that.
  • Hot dog, ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, and sour kraut.
  • Chicago style.

And so on.

Sure, there would be some logistical problems regarding microwave cooking and some of the fillings, but it’s not as if we haven’t have do overcome those kind of problems before. This could work as well as any Hot Pockets do, and the decrease in messiness could justify a little flexibility.

We should totally have this.

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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