Monthly Archives: March 2019

Holy Crap This Is A Dark Spam Comment

I know I just did a post using the text of a spam comment recently, but holy crap is this one dark: Reply:This is actually tough one, I would not go to the funeral and I’d let the companion grieve … Continue reading

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Torn

This morning I found myself thinking both “how is is still March?” and “how can it be 2019 already?”. Strange to have something that would seem to be so mutually exclusive in my thought processes at the same time. Upon … Continue reading

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Stay Tuned!!!!!

My wife is going out of town this weekend. Will I read? Will I binge watch Trailer Park Boys? Will I do both? You’ll just have to stay tuned to see!!!!! (Unless I never mention this again, then you’ll just … Continue reading

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I’m Too Tired For A Post After Deleting All The Spam Comments

I had 34 spam comments waiting in the queue this morning. After deleting them all, I’m too worn out to actually make a post. Instead, let’s just have the text from one of them: We cannot just quit because we … Continue reading

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Theological Implications Of The South Park Movie I Hadn’t Previously Considered

I just thought of a theological implication I had not previously considered in the South Park movie. In the “Little Boy You’re Going To Hell” bit, the spirit of George Burns appears and says: “Hey fuckface, have you seen Gracie?” … Continue reading

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I FOUND EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT!

I FOUND EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT! Oh wait, that’s just Tom Selleck in an old 80s commercial. Sorry, the hair fooled me.

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A Hand Full Of Stories

As I do from time to time, here’s a post of a hand full of my more recent stories you can find online: “We’re Still Debating Whether ‘Mud’ was Really the Name  of the Doctor Versus the Monster or if … Continue reading

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