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My Wife Didn’t Understand She Was Joking

I was bored for a moment the other night because the book I was reading was wearing on me a bit, so I was bugging my wife for conversation. She was busy trying to read something at the time, so … Continue reading

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Zayn Malik has left One Direction????!!!!!!

Zayn Malik has left One Direction???!!! When did this happen? Why? How did I not know about this? Is no one doing anything about it? Wait a minute…who is Zayn Malik? For that matter…what the heck is One Direction? That’s right, … Continue reading

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I Had To Apologize To My Wife Because I Missed The Difference Between Chicken

I had to apologize to my wife recently because I apparently don’t know the difference between chicken. It was my fault and I was sincerely sorry. We’d recently bought some Evol frozen dinners. I saw one in the freezer the … Continue reading

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The Relevance Of My Facebook News Feed Is Not Constant

I just wanted to tell everybody, the relevance of items of my Facebook news feed is not constant. If I have lots of time and have scrolled through recently, many things are going to be relevant. However, if I am … Continue reading

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I’m Going To Stop Bugging People To Vote “Hollidays Gone Wrong” Story Of The Month

Well, “Hollidays Gone Wrong” is now in fourth place over at Bartleby Snopes and needs well over double the votes it has already just to catch up. My sincerest apprecation to all the cool people who voted, but I think it’s time for me to … Continue reading

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Handicapped Traffic Must Turn Left

I was out driving the other day when I saw this street sign: Clearly, it means that handicapped traffic must turn left (look carefully at the yellow sign at the top left). I don’t agree with this at all. Why … Continue reading

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Can You Spare A Vote?

I hate shilling for votes, but my story “Hollidays Gone Wrong” is up for story of the month over at Bartleby Snopes and is currently way behind. A ton of really cool people have been voting for “Hollidays Gone Wrong,” but … Continue reading

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