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Either Clip The Tails Or Put Out Cocktail Sauce

My wife and I were at an event recently that had a salad station put out. We noticed that they had a nice big bowl of shrimp. However, the tails were still on and there was no cocktail sauce. Or … Continue reading

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We Didn’t Even Think About It

The other night, my wife and I went out to my office Christmas party. We had a good time and went home, deciding to watch one of the free on demand movies we had available when we got there. It … Continue reading

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The Best Part Of The Christmas Party

Let’s say your office decides to rent out a hipper version of Dave & Buster’s for the Christmas party instead of the usual fancy sit down dinner. Everything is free. All you can eat taco bar, bottomless drinks, a full … Continue reading

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Internet Programming

I admit it. There have been times that someone on some national news thing I was watching mentioned Kenya only to have me respond: where the giraffes are…and the zebra. Internet programming can include you being programmed by the Internet.

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Now This Spam Comment Is Probably Successful

I delete a lot of spam comments off of here. Most are so poorly done as to be not even worth having tried in the first place. Obvious pornographic/financial/drug links, incoherent copy, generic statements that appear a million times, all … Continue reading

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I’m Going To Skip A Guest Post For The Story Prize

If your book is up for The Story Prize, you get invited to write a guest post. Essay only, about 750 words. Here are their suggestions: Describe your writing practice. Describe a breakthrough you’ve experienced. What are the most difficult … Continue reading

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Did You Know Most People Spend At Least A Third Of Their Life As Ravioli?

Did you know that most people spend at least a third of their life as ravioli? Maybe even more!

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