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Personal Heroes

This man is a personal hero. If only he’d figured out how to add new Goldfish crackers, he’d have been set. Oh well, got to have room for dreams, I suppose.

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Buy My Book!

Buy my book!

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This Image Has Nothing To Do With This Post

This image has nothing to do with this post. Why is it here? What am I doing? I think I’m just hungry. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich sounds good right now.

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I’m Craving Ramen

I’m craving ramen. Or udon. Or pho. It really doesn’t matter. I can be flexible.

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Tomorrow! 7PM At The BookBar! Release Event For Apocalypse All The Time and Deer Michigan!

Tomorrow! BookBar (4280 Tennyson St, Denver, CO 80212) at 7PM! I’ll be reading from Apocalypse All the Time and Jack C. Buck will be reading from Deer Michigan. You should come out. It’ll be a good time. Here’s the Facebook … Continue reading

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Is That Sword Alive?

Fans of the original Legend of Zelda game know the phrase. “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.” But…is that sword a sentient being? Is it alive? That would be the only way taking the sword would involve not being … Continue reading

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I Seriously Must Have Been Making Those Maruchan Instant Lunch/Ramen Noodles Wrong

Look at this: I don’t know if this is supposed to be Maruchan Instant Lunch or ramen noodles (the page for which at the time of this writing actually involved the term “tasty ethnic food flavor”) but I must have … Continue reading

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