30 Days Of Titles: Day Fifteen

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day fifteen:

It Was Pointless to Work Out THACOs for Standard Cucumber Rolls Because the Things Never Won Initiative Anyway

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Fourteen

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day fourteen:

X-Ray Machines Stay Crunchy, Even in Commuter Lanes

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Thirteen

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day thirteen:

If I Were Tom Hanks, I Would have Just Gotten the Klopeks to Sponsor my Application to Live at the Vatican so I Could go Back to Work Designing Toys as Soon as Possible

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Twelve

Hi, and welcome to day twelve.

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day twelve:

Martin Van Buren Always Said It’s Not For Kids if You Bring Your Own Booze

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Eleven

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day eleven:

Rain Drops on Roses and Beer-Battered Fish Shoved Into Video Rental Return Boxes

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Ten

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day ten:

James Garner is Lying if he Says he’s With the Band

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30 Days Of Titles: Day Nine

30 days of titles of stories from Roses are Red, Violets are Stealing Loose Change from my Pockets While I Sleep ! Day nine:

Sally Field has a Penchant for Bare-Knuckle Boxing When Filming Romances and Producers Have to Factor in Bribes to the John Birch Society Accordingly When Budgeting New Projects

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