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Proof That God Answers Prayers

This article just proved to me that God answers prayers. Amusingly, she/he/it does not always apparently answer them positively. According to the article, Hiram Jimenez bent down over his sizzling plate of hot fajitas at Applebee’s in order to pray. … Continue reading

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There’s A Chance That Michael Williams Isn’t Dumber Than A Sack Of Hammers

There is a chance that Michael Williams is not dumber than a sack of hammers. I don’t know how big that chance is, but there is a chance. That’s about the furthest I’d be willing to go. After all, despite … Continue reading

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James Summers Needs To Be More Ambitious Than Declaring Himself Boss of Denny’s

You have GOT to read the article on this one. Apparently, James Summers  walked into a Denny’s in Madison, Wisconsin and insisted that he was the new general manager. Then he made himself dinner (burger, fries and a soda). When … Continue reading

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