Tag Archives: coffee

My Cup Of Coffee Is Empty

My cup of coffee is empty (while I’m writing this, not probably when you see it). You have no idea what kind of emergency this is. Well, actually, not so much. I’m just going to go and get more. That … Continue reading

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I’m Tired Today So I’m Just Going To Watch This Until I Finally Wake Up

I’m tired today so I’m just going to watch this until I finally wake up: Sooner or later, this will work.

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My Coffee

Look at my cup of coffee: I have no idea why I posted this. No idea at all. I think there’s something wrong with me.

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I Need This To Wake Up Today

I really need this to wake up today: Coffee animated gifs! What a brave new world!

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I Feel Strangely Comforted By Switching Back To Mr. Coffee

I sometimes find it odd the things that end up comforting me. Sometimes they make sense, and sometimes they do not. My coffee machine, made by some manufacturer I cannot remember and may never have heard of before, broke. I … Continue reading

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It Is A Rule That Caffeinated Coffee Gets Made First

Rule: caffeinated coffee gets made first. I did not make up this rule. I am not announcing it. This is merely a universal law that must be followed upon the penalty of severely unpleasant things. Do not violate this rule. … Continue reading

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Warning About Making Coffee Table From Coffee Beans

I woke up one morning and decided that I was going to make a coffee table. I don’t mean a normal coffee table, I had one of those already. I meant a coffee table made out of coffee beans. The … Continue reading

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