Tag Archives: coffee

I’m Tired Today So I’m Just Going To Watch This Until I Finally Wake Up

I’m tired today so I’m just going to watch this until I finally wake up: Sooner or later, this will work.

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My Coffee

Look at my cup of coffee: I have no idea why I posted this. No idea at all. I think there’s something wrong with me.

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I Need This To Wake Up Today

I really need this to wake up today: Coffee animated gifs! What a brave new world!

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I Feel Strangely Comforted By Switching Back To Mr. Coffee

I sometimes find it odd the things that end up comforting me. Sometimes they make sense, and sometimes they do not. My coffee machine, made by some manufacturer I cannot remember and may never have heard of before, broke. I … Continue reading

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It Is A Rule That Caffeinated Coffee Gets Made First

Rule: caffeinated coffee gets made first. I did not make up this rule. I am not announcing it. This is merely a universal law that must be followed upon the penalty of severely unpleasant things. Do not violate this rule. … Continue reading

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Warning About Making Coffee Table From Coffee Beans

I woke up one morning and decided that I was going to make a coffee table. I don’t mean a normal coffee table, I had one of those already. I meant a coffee table made out of coffee beans. The … Continue reading

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A Starbucks In A Funeral Home

I know grieving people need coffee and snacks as much as anybody, but isn’t it at least a little bit weird to put a Starbucks in a funeral home? Apparently, a funeral home in South Carolina doesn’t think so. I’m … Continue reading

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