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Happy Easter So Soon?

Happy Easter! So soon again?

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People Must Just Be Drinking Other Stuff

I was a bit surprised to see a headline today that Anheuser-Busch wasn’t seeing as much profit as they had expected. I didn’t look further, because I didn’t really care, but I would have thought the opposite. I would have … Continue reading

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Is The Election Over Yet?

Is the election over yet? Please say yes.

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I Wonder If Any Election Results Were Influenced By Voter Verification

Elections are finally over for a while. The last thing you probably want to hear is anything about the election, but I have to wonder if the modern voter verification procedures in any jurisdictions influenced any outcomes. After all, there … Continue reading

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Ralph Nader Wins 2012 Presidential Election!

In an amazing turn of events, Ralph Nader has won the 2012 presidential election! This news has shocked the country, particularly as Nader was not even running this time. However, Nader apparently managed this tremendous upset using a little known … Continue reading

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I Want To Crawl Into A Cave Until Wednesday And Hide

I want to crawl into a cave and hide until Wednesday. I just want it to all be over. I’ve already voted. I voted weeks ago. There is nothing more I can do but wait. I just wish I could … Continue reading

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I’d Like To Thank All The Things That Help Me Skip All The Debates This Year

I’d just like to take a moment, now that the presidential/vice presidential debates are finished for the year, to stop and thank all the things that made it possible for me to not have to watch the debates. There are … Continue reading

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Proposed Law: Opt Out Of Presidential Campaign By Early Voting

Yeah, I know, the last thing you want to hear about is me complaining about political ads again. However, I actually have an idea here. You all will have to let me know what you think. You know how you … Continue reading

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I Decided Not To Write An Anti-Election Coverage Post Today

I decided not to write an anti-election coverage post today. I was going to, but then I decided against it. After all, wouldn’t an anti-election coverage post be just more out there about the election? I didn’t want to contribute, … Continue reading

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Nirvana is Only a Day Away

Only one more day and then we can all reach infinite bliss.  At least for about two years.  Election day is tomorrow.  That means a temporary end to election advertisements, phone calls and signs.  I know that they will be … Continue reading

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