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Rock Port Is Now Advertising In Omaha

I was in Omaha recently and was surprised to see billboards advertising Rock Port, Missouri fireworks. I’d never seen billboards for the before, something quite that in the open. People did that for years, but I guess they hide it … Continue reading

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Shouldn’t Fireworks Have To Be As Impressive As Their Packaging?

People keep talking about various important issues facing America today: health care, the economy, reproductive rights, and such. However, very little attention is being paid to one of the most important issues that has ever faced the nation: the impossibility … Continue reading

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The Upcoming 4th Worries Me Since Half Of Colorado Is Already Burning

I’ve always been a big fan of fireworks on the 4th, but I have to admit that I’m a bit worried about fireworks for the upcoming 4th. I know people are going to do them, and Colorado is extremely dry. … Continue reading

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An Ode to the Most Impressive Firework That I Ever Purchased, Which I Enjoyed At An Unsettling Viewing Angle

I want to take a moment to give some respect to the most impressive firework I ever purchased, even though due to various factors it nearly incinerated me.  It was called a Southern Salute and was a beefy little cake … Continue reading

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