Tag Archives: hot dog

This Fails To Impress Me

This fails to impress me: I’m usually one for mixing up foods. However, this one? Not so much. It shouldn’t bug me, just being the same foods in a different way, but I’m either expecting a hot dog or a … Continue reading

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We Should Have Hot Dog Hot Pockets

We should have hot dog Hot Pockets. You know, one or more hot dogs, possibly with other fixings, inside a hot pocket. Why not? It’d make them a lot messier. We could have a line for each way people typically … Continue reading

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Because I Don’t Have Time For A Real Post Today

Because I don’t have time for a real post today: You know, I think these posts are some of my best. Way better than when I stop and actually try to say something.

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I Haven’t Posted An Animated Hot Dog Gif In A While

With spending all last month just posting titles from my new book, I haven’t posted a hot dog animated gif in a while. Let’s fix that. There we go.

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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

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Why Haven’t We Made A Salad Like The Chef Based On This?

How many of you grew up with an egg slicer in your kitchen utensil drawer that you never actually used because it was just for slicing hard boiled eggs for chef salad and that was way too much work at … Continue reading

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I Should Have Gotten The Hot Dog

My wife and I were in Sequoia recently. We were going to get lunch in the park and then dinner in town along the river. By the time we got done with our hike, the lodge with the formal sit … Continue reading

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