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You Want To Know What’s Really Killing All The World’s Bees? Kate Middleton.

People keep talking about what’s killing all the world’s bees. Some people blame pesticides, others blame some unexplained bee virus. However, I have uncovered the truth. You want to know what’s killing all the world’s bees? Kate Middleton. That’s right, … Continue reading

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Okay, The Royal Wedding Is Over! Return Coverage to Charlie Sheen And Lindsay Lohan Already!

The Royal Wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William is over!  Everybody can stop reporting on it now!  It’s done!  Finished!  Caput!  Over with!  There is no more need for endless news articles popping up on all the news sites … Continue reading

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Who Do So Many People Care About Prince William Marrying Kate Middleton?

I am stumped.  I really am.  I really do not understand why so many people are all excited about Prince William marrying Kate Middleton.  But they seem to be.  They really seem to be.  It’s as inexplicable as how Captain … Continue reading

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