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I Have A Plan To Help Lindsay Lohan

I have a plan to help Linday Lohan. Apparently, a judge has warned her that she could face jail time if she doesn’t soon complete her court ordered 125 hours of community service. By May 28. She’s only completed somewhere … Continue reading

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Why The Hell Is Hugh Hefner Dressing Up Lindsay Lohan As Marilyn Monroe?

I don’t really give a rat’s ass that Lindsay Lohan is naked and/or nude in Playboy (or soon to be if the issue hasn’t released yet, it’s hard to tell with all the leaked cover coverage), but I do really … Continue reading

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I Hope Hugh Hefner Didn’t Pay Too Much For The Lohan Photos, Lindsay Lohan In Playboy

Okay, so now I hear that Lindsay Lohan is going to be nude in Playboy.  Mind you, this doesn’t surprise me at all.  I just hope that old Hugh Hefner didn’t have to pay too much for these photos.  I … Continue reading

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Okay, The Royal Wedding Is Over! Return Coverage to Charlie Sheen And Lindsay Lohan Already!

The Royal Wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William is over!  Everybody can stop reporting on it now!  It’s done!  Finished!  Caput!  Over with!  There is no more need for endless news articles popping up on all the news sites … Continue reading

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Italo Calvino Provides A Solution To The Celebrity Problem

I think it is no secret that I am utterly sick of hearing about the downward spiraling lives of celebrities.  However, it did strike me as a little odd this morning when I realized that the perfect solution has already … Continue reading

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Emilio Estevez, Where Are You? Charlie Sheen Needs You.

After being bothered constantly with the most recent aspects of Charlie Sheen’s supposed meltdown, I keep thinking one thing.  Where the hell is Emilio Estevez?  Shouldn’t he be doing something here?  This is his brother after all (actually, I believe … Continue reading

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