Tag Archives: Martin Van Buren

We Can Go Back To Disrespecting Presidents Now

President’s Day is over. We can go back to disrespecting presidents again. That’s the American way. – Grover Cleveland? He was ugly. – Millard Fillmore stared at a can of orange juice concentrate for hours because the label read: “Concentrate.” … Continue reading

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Describe Myself With Three Fictional Characters? Whatever. I Do What I Want.

Describe myself with three fictional characters? Whatever, I do what I want. Yeah, I did this on Facebook about a week ago. For an explanation why I’m doing it again, see immediately above.

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This ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Thing Is Bullshit

Okay, this Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter crap is absolute bullshit. I fucking hate vampires anyway. Did we really need to decide that Abraham Lincoln needed to be in a vampire movie? Have we seriously run this far out of ideas … Continue reading

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