Tag Archives: Millard Fillmore

We Can Go Back To Disrespecting Presidents Now

President’s Day is over. We can go back to disrespecting presidents again. That’s the American way. – Grover Cleveland? He was ugly. – Millard Fillmore stared at a can of orange juice concentrate for hours because the label read: “Concentrate.” … Continue reading

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This ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Thing Is Bullshit

Okay, this Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter crap is absolute bullshit. I fucking hate vampires anyway. Did we really need to decide that Abraham Lincoln needed to be in a vampire movie? Have we seriously run this far out of ideas … Continue reading

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