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I Think I Deserve To Have Literary Street Cred Since I Saved Adam Levin From Freddy Krueger

I think I should get to have some serious literary street cred right now, because I saved Adam Levin (author of The Instructions and Hot Pink) from Freddy Krueger. I woke up from a weird dream recently. I only remember … Continue reading

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Now It’s My Wife’s Own Fault She Doesn’t Have A Toyota FJ Cruiser

In yesterday’s post I talked about my wife’s dream that I had bought her a blue Toyota FJ Cruiser with a white top. Thinking back on this post, I have now concluded that it is my wife’s own fault that … Continue reading

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