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Obama To Propose Ending Public Awareness Of NSA’s Phone Call Sweep

The White House has announced that President Obama would like American public to once again be unaware of the National Security Agency’s business of storing sweeping telephone data. Reportedly, the President feels that willful denial of the situation would assuage … Continue reading

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Concerns About Making A Nebraskan Secretary Of Defense

I’ve been hearing a bit recently about Obama nominating Chuck Hagel for secretary of defense. There seems to be quite a bit of a fight brewing about that. I really don’t know much about the fight. I admit I’ve heard … Continue reading

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Ralph Nader Wins 2012 Presidential Election!

In an amazing turn of events, Ralph Nader has won the 2012 presidential election! This news has shocked the country, particularly as Nader was not even running this time. However, Nader apparently managed this tremendous upset using a little known … Continue reading

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Obama Will Not Pay Your Bills

Warning, Obama will not pay your bills. He will not pay your water bill. He will not pay your electricity bill. He will not pay your gas bill. No matter what anybody tells you, Obama will not be paying your … Continue reading

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Let’s Cut Ted Nugent A Little Slack For His “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” Remarks

Okay, I think we need to take a deep breath here and think about cutting Ted Nugent a little slack for his comment: “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail … Continue reading

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A Warning To Democrats: Republican Candidates May Not Be As Stupid As They Look

As another election is rapidly approaching, I wanted to caution all the Democrats out there that the Republican candidates may not be as stupid as they look. Sure, most have said some things in the press that make them look … Continue reading

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Okay, Let’s Not Make Too Big a Deal Over Michele Bachmann’s John Wayne/John Wayne Gacy Gaff

Okay, I know it would be really fun to make a big deal out of Michele Bachmann’s gaff where she confused John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy.  However, every candidate makes gaffs and this one was really more of a mixup.  … Continue reading

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