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Quick! Let’s Misbehave! There’s No Pope Right Now!

Hey! There’s no Pope right now! That means there’s no one in charge! We can do whatever we want and not go to hell! This is like being left home alone while your parents are out for the night. Jump … Continue reading

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Vatican Decides Just To Not Have A Pope For A While

Pope Benedict XVI recently delivered his final address, his official stepping down scheduled for Thursday. More surprising, however, was the Vatican’s announcement that they had just decided to: “Do without a Pope for a little bit.” Normally, the lack of … Continue reading

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In A Strange Move The Church Picks Cardinal Richelieu As Successor To Pope Benedict

In a very strange response to the announced resignation of Pope Benedict, the Catholic Church has apparently picked Cardinal Richelieu as Pope Benedict’s successor. This move surprised many commentators, no one less than the Catholic Church itself. After all, popes … Continue reading

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Ten Reasons Why Pope Benedict Probably Didn’t Resign

I just heard that Pope Benedict resigned. Now, I’m not Catholic, but I understand that this is big news. I don’t think popes resign all that often. According to the article I saw, he resigned because his age and health … Continue reading

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