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Quick! Let’s Misbehave! There’s No Pope Right Now!

Hey! There’s no Pope right now! That means there’s no one in charge! We can do whatever we want and not go to hell! This is like being left home alone while your parents are out for the night. Jump … Continue reading

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In A Strange Move The Church Picks Cardinal Richelieu As Successor To Pope Benedict

In a very strange response to the announced resignation of Pope Benedict, the Catholic Church has apparently picked Cardinal Richelieu as Pope Benedict’s successor. This move surprised many commentators, no one less than the Catholic Church itself. After all, popes … Continue reading

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