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Happy Easter So Soon?

Happy Easter! So soon again?

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I Vote Already. Shut Up.

I voted already. Everyone can go ahead and shut up now. Seriously, I filled out my mail in ballot and dropped it off last night. As of now, I can no longer be persuaded in any way to change my … Continue reading

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Is The Election Over Yet?

Is the election over yet? Please say yes.

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Can We Get To The Point People Start Dropping Out Of The Presidential Race Soon?

I just heard that yet another person has announced their candidacy for president. Can we please get to the point soon where people start dropping out? When is that? I’m really looking forward to it. I mean, any political views … Continue reading

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Ralph Nader Wins 2012 Presidential Election!

In an amazing turn of events, Ralph Nader has won the 2012 presidential election! This news has shocked the country, particularly as Nader was not even running this time. However, Nader apparently managed this tremendous upset using a little known … Continue reading

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I Want To Crawl Into A Cave Until Wednesday And Hide

I want to crawl into a cave and hide until Wednesday. I just want it to all be over. I’ve already voted. I voted weeks ago. There is nothing more I can do but wait. I just wish I could … Continue reading

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I’d Like To Thank All The Things That Help Me Skip All The Debates This Year

I’d just like to take a moment, now that the presidential/vice presidential debates are finished for the year, to stop and thank all the things that made it possible for me to not have to watch the debates. There are … Continue reading

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