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I Need This Apocalypse Card

With all the apocalypses we’ve had lately, I really need to get one of these cards: What are we up to now? 200? 300? Rapture, apocalypse, armageddon, whatever. I could be saving a ton of money.

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Let’s Confuse Some Doomsday Prophecies

Let’s have some fun today. It seems as if someone confuses something on the Internet that it ends up sooner or later being quoted by someone and thus generating a hopeless tangle of misinformation that can never be unwound. Irritating … Continue reading

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Are We Done With The Mayans Yet?

Are we done talking about the Mayans yet? Have we hit the point in 2012 where we think they said the world was going to end? I thought someone said that was supposed to have been pretty soon, but I … Continue reading

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More Proof That The Rapture Actually Happened May 21, Two Publications In A Little Over A Week

I heard that the guy who predicted that the rapture was going to happen May 21, 2011 did not admit to being wrong despite still being here May 22.  Apparently, he said that all he was wrong about was the … Continue reading

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My Idea For A New Pirates Of The Caribbean Sequel

I was thinking, since the rapture didn’t happen on May 21, 2011, I can now go and see the newest Pirates of the Caribbean movie.  That is, for anyone who was hiding in a basement for the last however long … Continue reading

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May 21, 2011: Maybe The Rapture Is Occurring After All

I may have spoken too hastily yesterday when I insisted that the rapture couldn’t possibly be happening on May 21, 2011. After I wrote the post I found out that Gray Sparrow accepted my story, “The Virgin Mary Tree,” for … Continue reading

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How I Can Be Certain That The Rapture Will Not Occur May 21, 2011

I know there are people saying that the rapture will occur on May 21, 2011. However, I know for absolute certainty that this is not the case. I’m sure people are really worried about this out there (note: this is … Continue reading

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