Tag Archives: satire

An Odd Bible Verse Out Of Context

There’s a bible verse I know about that bugs me. I only remember it in isolation, and don’t remember the context. I’m sure the context would make it make sense, but I prefer not to go find that context. It’s … Continue reading

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New Design For the $10 Bill

I’d like to now reveal the as of yet secret redesign of the United States $10 bill: Let me know what you think. Personally, I believe it to be an improvement. Maybe that’s just me though.

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Starbucks Decides To Name Pumpkin Spice Lattes Cinnamon/Nutmeg/Clove/Ginger Lattes To Not Offend Those Who Don’t Celebrate Halloween

Starbucks allegedly recently announced that they will be switching the name of their pumpkin spice latte in future to cinnamon/nutmeg/clove/ginger lattes in order to avoid offending people who do not celebrate Halloween. They reportedly stated that pumpkins are associated with … Continue reading

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This Pyramid Stored So Much Grain The Sides Puffed Out

Look, this pyramid stored so much grain that the sides puffed out: What do you think of that?

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WHO Says Hot Dogs And Bacon Are Tasty

A recent article announced that the World Health Organization’s position that processed meats such as hot dogs and bacon are tasty. Rather than comment, I’ll just reproduce the article in full: WHO says hot dogs, bacon are delicious. Does this mean … Continue reading

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Other Things That Texas Teacher Mistook For A Bomb

Ahmed Mohamed is big news. The kid made a homemade clock and brought it to school to impress his engineering teacher. However, another teacher mistook it for a bomb and Ahmed Mohamed was arrested. Now, the absurdity of this is … Continue reading

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This Post Is Just So I Can Find This Cartoon Easily From Now On

I do a lot of different posts for a lot of different reasons. Most of the time, I’m at least trying to be interesting for the people reading. However, this post is just so I can easily find this spoof … Continue reading

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I Never Knew Scout Met The President! (Go Set A Watchman Spoilers)

Wow! I never knew Scout met the president! Man, I’m glad I checked out Go Set a Watchman. Did you know Scout had to wear leg braces as a kid? Did you know that Scout ran from bullies only to … Continue reading

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“Kneel Before Zod!” Screams A Power Mad Ernie Chambers

In the wake of two the Nebraska legislature overriding two vetos of Governor Pete Ricketts, Ernie Chambers has apparently gone mad with power. “Kneel before Zod!” Ernie apparently screamed on the floor of the legislature: With the almost back to back overrides … Continue reading

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Here Are Some Other Things North Korea Faked

North Korea apparently claimed to have fired a ballistic missle from a submarine. However, the U.S. and various experts claim that the photos North Korea advanced as proof of the launch were faked. Whether or not the missile launch photos … Continue reading

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