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For Once I Actually Care About The Super Bowl

It’s weird, for once I actually care about the Super Bowl. For once, two teams I actually take some minor amount of interest in will be playing. I’ve lived in both Seattle and Denver, though Denver longer, so I actually … Continue reading

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Sometimes, Just Sometimes, I Can Actually Keep My Mouth Shut

In general, I am not known for being able to keep my mouth shut.  Seeing as I am man enough to admit this, I feel little need to go through the effort necessary to change this fact.  However, it does … Continue reading

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The Humor of a Dead Cow: Dead Cows Washing Up on Seattle Beaches

Okay, years of watching Monty Python has finally ruined all sense of decency and sensitivity that I might once have possessed.  I just heard about a dead cow washing up on a beach in West Seattle, and my first thought … Continue reading

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I Would Like to Apologize to Whoever That Girl Was in Seattle That One Time

To that girl in Seattle that one time, I would like to apologize.  Sometimes innocent bystanders just have to take a hit in the name of humor.  I expect that you understand.  Still, I am sorry that your involvement was … Continue reading

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