Monthly Archives: July 2013

Proof I’m Not Observant Enough

Posted on July 21, 2013 by David S. Atkinson

Writers are supposed to be observant, right? I guess I’m not as observant as I should be. Apparently someone shot at the train just a block from where I was the other night and I never heard a thing. Don’t … Continue reading →

Alfredo Borodowski Is Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

Posted on July 20, 2013 by David S. Atkinson

I know I shouldn’t find this amusing, as his lawyer seems to be claiming that Rabbi Alfredo Borodowski actions relate to his bipolar disorder, but I can’t help myself. This guy is pulling people over people in traffic who make … Continue reading →

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The Mitchell Corn Palace Is FINALLY Adding New Domes Resembling Ears Of Corn

Posted on July 19, 2013 by David S. Atkinson

I think everyone can join me in celebrating the fact that the Mitchell City Council has finally stepped into the 21st century and decided to add new domes resembling ears of corn to the Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota. … Continue reading →

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Don’t Free The Sea Turtles

Posted on July 18, 2013 by David S. Atkinson

Now, I know that no one is going to be able to believe that any of the Kennedys were involved in anything illegal, but stick with me on this one. Apparently, Max and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. freed a leatherback … Continue reading →

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Careful Or You Could Wake Up Swedish

Posted on July 17, 2013 by David S. Atkinson

There are so many things to be careful of these days. Air pollution. Carcinogens. Cholesterol. Urban violence. I just saw a new one to add to the list. If you aren’t careful, you could wake up Swedish. Okay, maybe this … Continue reading →

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The Excuses For The Hitler Banner Don’t Really Wash With Me

Posted on July 16, 2013 by David S. Atkinson

Thailand’s premier university is apparently having some problems because it allowed students to put up a graduation billboard mixing Adolf Hitler with a group of superheroes. They are apologizing, but they are also offering some excuses. I’m not really buying … Continue reading →

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Asiana Confuses The Source Of Their Damaged Reputation

Posted on July 15, 2013 by David S. Atkinson

Everyone probably had already heard anyway, but I mentioned yesterday how a television station made a major boffo in releasing fake names of pilots from the crashed Asiana flight that were racially offensive. In an interesting twist, Asiana is apparently … Continue reading →

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KTVU Shows Chicago Sun-Times How To Really Be Offensive In Reporting On Asiana Flight

Posted on July 14, 2013 by David S. Atkinson

I’m sure you’ve already heard about KTVU’s little problem in reporting on the Asiana flight crash. However, one thing that may not have occurred to people yet is how KTVU has thereby shown the Chicago Sun-Times how to REALLY be … Continue reading →

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The Starving Of The World Are Going To Kill Us For Copying Park Rangers

Posted on July 13, 2013 by David S. Atkinson

I’m not sure how many of you saw this already, but apparently a park ranger from Death Valley National Park posted a video where she fried an egg in a skillet using only the heat of the desert sun: This … Continue reading →

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I Award Comcast “Worst Spam Control”

Posted on July 12, 2013 by David S. Atkinson

I would like to take this time to award Comcast “Worst Spam Control” ever. Thank you. They suck. This all started when I asked my wife to send me an email last night. She’s off at grad school and I … Continue reading →

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